Literally. Fire. Your arms.
Introducing KnightFire™ Combustible Arm Sleeves
You have heard of firing someone. You have heard of a firearm.
But have you ever considered just firing your arm?
* Knight Firearm Co. accepts no liability for singed furniture, startled pets, voided warranties, or existential regret.
Keep away from children, colleagues, and anything you would like to keep. Not for indoor use. Or outdoor use. Really any use.
Coming Soon — If Prototype Testing Goes Well

Serious inquiries: contact@knightfirearm.com
Unserious inquiries: also contact@knightfirearm.com