Knight Firearm Co.
Literally. Fire. Your arms.
Introducing KnightFire™ Combustible Arm Sleeves
You have heard of firing someone. You have heard of a firearm.
But have you ever considered just firing your arm?
- 🔥 Patent-pending FlameThread™ ignition weave
- 🔥 Available in Short, Long, and Unnecessarily Long
- 🔥 Pairs beautifully with our KnightFire™ Eyebrow Wax
- 🔥 Zero-lag combustion — faster than your CI pipeline
- 🔥 One size fits most arms (arms sold separately)
* Knight Firearm Co. accepts no liability for singed furniture, startled pets, voided warranties, or existential regret.
Keep away from children, colleagues, and anything you would like to keep. Not for indoor use. Or outdoor use. Really any use.
Coming Soon — If Prototype Testing Goes Well
Serious inquiries: contact@knightfirearm.com
Unserious inquiries: also contact@knightfirearm.com